Hilda, it sounds as though you have a bit of experience on this one
Anri, I was thrilled to see the Parrot. There were actually 2, but my camera was not co-operating.
Pumbaa, this was the 30th and there was a big drive to keep us all well behaved.
Hotshot, were my daughter with me, it would have worked like a charm.
Radman, thanks for the offer. I might well take you up on that one.
Shi, I could even smack with boerrie, if I could see the darn things.
Wendy, indeed, indeed.
C.B. its not over, believe me. I'm still taking my Valium at regular intervals
Buglette, road block coming up.
F.C. I was very happy as they are two birds that usualy alude me.
Lion Queen, I can watch these little mongoose for hours. I find them so entertaining.
Granny, welcome
Normana

yes, sir
I was pulled over. The officer came over to my window.
"May I see your licence?", he asked.
I smiled. I tried to look innocent, helpless..

"No," I replied
I then started my story. Not the whole story, who would believe the whole story?
I just told him about the bit about my daughter having my licence.. and she was in Cape Town.
I showed him my old, now expired license and the old temp, so that he could see that I was a legit driver.
He was confused, so he called his supervisor.

His supervisor was not happy, in actual fact he was very grumpy.
"Why did your daugher not post it or courier it?"
Well, because it was Christmas.
I suddenly felt very tired.
The rest of the officers, all of them, realising that here was a Gogo of interest, grouped around my car.
I was definately the star attraction At that moment, a car pulled up, driving towards the gate.
I heard my name called. I waved to the occupants. I thought it was Dave and Jan, forum members.
"Hello Dave", I said.
Too late, I realised that it was not Dave, but a client also on holiday
and his name was not Dave.
I could see that the supervisor was really irritated, but who wants to arrest a Gogo?
Go to the Police Station and get an affidavid

he commanded.
I drove meekly back to the gate.
"Where is the police station?" I asked.
Just then my client and his wife walked out of the office
What must they think? I wondered.