But on a more serious note:
Travelling through Kruger in the past 2 months I have found a few disconcerting happenings.
1)The restaurants, (Tree) has no conformity concerning standards. Service levels are lacking in most, with Mopani Camp doing well, and Satara being poor.
2)I found overall standards in the camp good, even with the renovations, and I hope they are finished before the December rush, with Mopani, yet again standing out from the rest for the large camps.
3)Satara Management, especially Gordon, fantastic.
4)Balule, GREAT SERVICE!!!!
5)Pretoriuskop Reception, VERY Professional.
6)The Parks Shop: Ouch, No conformity on prices, quality, and the staff needs a lesson in manners, guys, some of us whities understand Shangaan/Swazi/...... and to make lewed, racist comments is really bad, especially Satara and Skukuza, you are disgusting behind the tills and a report has been sent to you HQ.

Pretoriuskop and Letaba, you guys are great. The rest, well, at least you man the tills.

Then from a non-SANParks related view:
I find the Tour Agents sending peeps to Kruger a lousy lot. I had a young couple standing at reception at Olifants in front of me. Paying up front for the camping, but the agents never informed them of the Conservation Levy. Poor couple had to fork out 1600 rand that they did not have. And those guys that have Luxury tours in their company name, driving around tourists wiith a beat up old Hilux, with wooden seats, you guys give SA a bad name, shame on you.