Again thanks everybody....
And
to continue.....
Those of you that know me know that it is one of two sayings that is going
to come out of my mouth..it is either an “Oh my Word !”

moment or it is an “Oh sh*t !!!”

moment.
I seem not
to be in control of these sayings !!!
I have told you a bit about our “Oh my Word !” moments but now a bit about
the “other” moments.
The first “Oh Shit !!!” moment happened before we had got
to our first stop, Augrabies. We were pottering along at a comfortable 105km/h, admiring
the beautiful Northern Cape ……and
the conversation went something like this.

Doug: Do you know what I think I have forgotten
to bring along , Dear ?
Dear: No what ????
Doug : My laptop !!!
Dear: Oh sh*t !!!!!
I just gawped at him...panic stations …how were Mannie and I going
to download our 1000’s of awesome photos

that we were still going
to take with no laptop. My mind went into overdrive.

Courier services ???? Upington..we still had
to drive through Upington
the next day ???? We then realised that Richard may have his laptop with him…..
the next 60km or so
to Augrabies was very tense….

Richard and Diana had arrived before us. No pleasantries exchanged….just ..”Richard, do you have your laptop ???? “
“Yes,” said Richard. Oh my Word !!! I was smiling again.

Richard had indeed saved Doug’s bacon as well as his credit card because I had had every intention of going big in Upington...really really big.
My next “Oh sh*t !!!” moment was not long after we arrived in Augrabies. As usual I was chasing
the birds and just about every shot I took I was getting Error 99 on my 40D.

I was missing
the shots left right and centre…I almost threw my camera into
the gorge…temper was not good.

Eventually I decided
to swap
the batteries around with my 50D...problem solved and harmony was restored.
Still on
the camera side of things I had another serious “ Oh sh* t !!! “ moment at a really wonderful sighting just north of Urikaruus. After taking a few shots of this sighting I decided
to video it. I grabbed
the video camera
( this was a really awesome sighting !!!) , switched on and saw blinking lights. My video camera was calling for
the head cleaner…I had neglected
to pack
the head cleaner. “ Oh sh*t !!!!!”

So that was
the start and end of my filming on this trip…….
Our first night in
the park was spent at Urikaruus. We arrived fairly late and I was in desperate need for a shower and hair wash. Although it was only 17h00 it was chilly..really brrr chilly !!! I thought I would be sneaky and grab
the shower first…ah…lovely hot water...maybe just a bit more...turn up
the volume…so lovely and warm…wet
the hair… pour shampoo into my hand and “Oh sh*t !!!”… that was end of
the hot water…it went from hot
to freezing flippen cold in a matter of one second.

I yelled so loudly for Doug that if there was any creature near that waterhole I doubt very much if it will ever visit again!

Yes
the gas cylinder was empty…but it was not a simple matter of switching over
the cylinders ..it was a matter of Doug calling Jacques who then checked
the cylinders, who then had
to go and fetch another cylinder …oh my word was I frozen by
the time it was sorted. Eventually I warmed up….I think
the Old Brown Sherry went a long way in restoring my body temperature as well as my mood.

Moral of
the story...don’t be so eager
to grab
the shower first. Let somebody else be
the guinea pig !!!!!!
On
the subject of frozen “Oh sh*t !!!" there were a few more at Urikaruus.
The temperature dropped
to - 8.4 ° C

….water in water bottles next
to bed froze solid through
the night.
The water in
the pipes froze which resulted in burst pipes and no water
the next morning…..
the kitchen tap at Urikaruus
the shower at Urikaruus
Grootkolk was no better….
the water I had put in
the kettle ready for
the next morning froze through
the night. Water in
the sink froze, water that I had put our for
the birds ( in one of those 5l plastic water bottles) froze.
But we keep going back again…..
I had a few “ Oh sh*t !!!” moments in Nossob as well….I have this silly habit of getting locked in
the bathroom

...why must locks go wonky when I am in there.

Anyway after another “Oh sh*t !!!” I yelled for Doug who promptly arrived with screwdriver in hand. Anyway he fiddled
the lock for a bit and then said “ try again “. Well I did try again and promptly relocked myself in
the bathroom.

Boy did I get yelled at….. His “try again” meant open
the door…
But my bestest “Oh sh*t !!! “ moment took place in
the hide at Nossob.
The rest of
the gang were cooking up a storm in
the chalet…curry. I don’t do curry so I disappeared off
to the hide. It was about 20h30. As I got
to the gate
the people exiting
the hide told me that I had just missed a brown hyena.

There were a few people still left in
the hide but one by one they left. I was enjoying
the silence.
The waterhole was quiet. A hare had run past and a jackal or two had put in an appearance but they in turn had left as well.
The next minute I heard something scuffling in
the corner

…..I turned around and “ Oh sh*t !!!” I saw something moving in
the shadows…

something a fair size

…..talk about instant heart failure. With that I heard footsteps coming along
the walk way and I shone my torch on
the culprit.


He went into panic mode and was trying
to jump out of
the hide. By then
the other people had walked into
the hide. We gathered our wits about us and one of
the chaps headed
the jackal off which made him run out of
the hide….obviously he was in
the walkway of
the hide when
the people entered and he could not get out ..so him running into
the hide and giving me
the fright of my life was
the only thing he could do.
The door
to the hide does not close properly and I reported this fact
to the office
the next day. Anyway
the staff had a good giggle but I was still miffed

…imagine if that jackal just happened
to have been a hyena !!!!!
Doug had his own special “Oh sh*t !!!” moment in Nossob as well. We were staying up on
the hill and having
the most wonderful braai. Things were almost done so I disappeared into
the kitchen
to do something or other when I heard this raucous laughter outside. I went running out
to tell them
to be quiet and “ Oh sh*t !!!” there stood Doug covered in gem squash. A gem squash that was wrapped up in tinfoil had exploded...
the entire contents and I mean
the entire contents of that squash was all over Doug…..I tried my best not
to laugh

…but his face was a picture

…..he does not even like gem squash. Diana and Richard promised
to prick their gem squash in future.

I am not sure if we will get Doug
to braai a gem squash again though !!!!!
Not
to be outdone…Richard had
to have a “Oh sh*t !!! “ moment as well. We were travelling
to TR and making our way over
the lower dune road. Things had been pretty quiet along
the way…not much
to be seen along
the dune road accept steenbokkies, korhaans and ant-eating chats. We were keeping our distance from Richard because of
the dust but when we came over a rise and saw Richard’s car pulled off
to the side of
the road we got excited.

What had they seen…..with that Richard got out of
the car...what is he doing ???

He walked in front of his car
to the passenger side and I then thought he had run some or other little creature over…but no…he had a puncture.
“Oh sh*t !!!” This involved unpacking
the boot, taking out
the fridge alongside everything else
to get
to the spare. Well this was all done in record time

…and I took it upon myself
to keep guard.


Unfortunately
the puncture was not able
to be fixed at TR….sorry do not know
the technicalities of that…but clever Richard did have a spare tube which enabled him
to continue his journey with a spare !
So yes…even through all these “Oh sh*t “ moments we still keep visiting
the KTP…..